Three Ladies in a Sauna


Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly. ‘That was my pager,’ she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.

When she finished, she explained, ‘That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.’

The older woman felt very low -tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end..

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said………..well,
Will you look at that….
I’m getting a fax!!

  1. #1 by Kevin Jackson on June 4, 2009 - 9:01 am

    Nice, The pager part may be a little outdated. Maybe a laptop like feature. That would be nice to be able to bring a computer into my Sauna

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